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Jokester Soul

To the land of no return, the land of darkness,
Arbela, the daughter of Sin directed her thought,
Directed her thought, Arbela, the daughter of Sin,
To the house of shadows, the dwelling, of Irkalla,
To the house without exit for him who enters therein,
To the road, whence there is no turning,
To the house without light for him who enters therein,
The place where dust is their nourishment, clay their food.'
They have no light, in darkness they dwell.
Clothed like birds, with wings as garments,
Over door and bolt, dust has gathered.
Arbela on arriving at the gate of the land of no return,
To the gatekeeper thus addressed herself:
"Gatekeeper, ho, open thy gate!
Open thy gate that I may enter!
If thou openest not the gate to let me enter,
I will break the door, I will wrench the lock,
I will smash the door-posts, I will force the doors.
I will bring up the dead to eat the living.
And the dead will outnumber the living."
The gatekeeper opened his mouth and spoke,
Spoke to the lady Arbela:
"Desist, O lady, do not destroy it.
I will go and announce thy name to my queen Ereshkigal."
The gatekeeper entered and spoke to Ereshkigal:
"Ho! here is thy sister, Arbela ...
Hostility of the great powers ...
When Ereshkigal heard this,
As when one hews down a tamarisk she trembled,
As when one cuts a reed, she shook:
"What has moved her heart [seat of the intellect] what has stirred her liver [seat
of the emotions]?
Ho there, does this one wish to dwell with me?
To eat clay as food, to drink dust as wine?
I weep for the men who have left their wives.
I weep for the wives torn from the embrace of their husbands;
For the little ones cut off before their time.
Go, gatekeeper, open thy gate for her,
Deal with her according to the ancient decree."
The gatekeeper went and opened his gate to her:
Enter, O lady, let Ningil greet thee.
Let the palace of the land of no return rejoice at thy presence!
He bade her enter the first gate, which he opened wide, and took the large
crown off her head:
"Why, O gatekeeper, dost thou remove the large crown off my head?"
"Enter, O lady, such are the decrees of Ereshkigal."
The second gate he bade her enter, opening it wide, and removed her earrings:
"Why, O gatekeeper, dost thou remove my earrings?"
"Enter, O lady, for such are the decrees of Ereshkigal."
The third gate he bade her enter, opened it wide, and removed her necklace:
"Why, O gatekeeper, dost thou remove my necklace? "
"Enter, O lady, for such are the decrees of Ereshkigal."
The fourth gate he bade her enter, opened it wide, and removed the ornaments of
her breast:
"Why, O gatekeeper, dost thou remove the ornaments of my breast? "
"Enter, O lady, for such are the decrees of Ereshkigal."
The fifth gate he bade her enter, opened it wide, and removed the girdle of her
body studded with birthstones.
"Why, O gatekeeper, dost thou remove the girdle of my body, studded with birthstones?"
"Enter, O lady, for such are the decrees of Ereshkigal."
The sixth gate, he bade her enter, opened it wide, and removed the spangles off
her hands and feet.
"Why, O gatekeeper, dost thou remove the spangles off my hands and feet?"
"Enter, O lady, for thus are the decrees of Ereiihkigal."
The seventh gate he bade her enter, opened it wide, and removed her loin-cloth.
"Why, O gatekeeper, dost thou remove my loin-cloth?"
"Enter, O lady, for such are the decrees of Ereshkigal."
Now when Arbela had gone down into the land of no return,
Ereshkigal saw her and was angered at her presence.
Arbela, without reflection, threw herself at her [in a rage].
Ereshkigal opened her mouth and spoke,
To Namtar, her messenger, she addressed herself:
"Go Namtar, imprison her in my palace.
Send against her sixty disease, to punish Arbela.
Eye-disease against her eyes,
Disease of the side against her side,
Foot-disease against her foot,
Heart-disease against her heart,
Head-disease against her head,
Against her whole being, against her entire body."
After the lady Arbela had gone down into the land of no return,
The bull did not mount the cow, the ass approached not the she-ass,
To the maid in the street, no man drew near
The man slept in his apartment,
The maid slept by herself.
[The second half of the poem, the reverse of the tablet, continues is follows:]
The countenance of Papsukal, the messenger of the great gods, fell, his face was
troubled.
In mourning garb he was clothed, in soiled garments clad.
Shamash [the sun-god] went to Sin [the moon-god], his father, weeping,
In the presence of Ea, the King, he went with flowing tears.
"Arbela has descended into the earth and has not come up. The bull does not
mount the cow, the ass does not approach the she-ass.
The man does not approach the maid in the street,
The man sleeps in his apartment,
The maid sleeps by herself."
Ea, in the wisdom of his heart, formed a being,
He formed Asu-shu-namir the eunuch.
Go, Asu-shu-namir, to the land of no return direct thy face!
The seven gates of the land without return be opened before thee,
May Ereshkigal at sight of thee rejoice!
After her heart has been assuaged, her liver quieted,
Invoke against her the name of the great gods,
Raise thy head direct thy attention to the khalziku skin.
"Come, lady, let them give me the khalziku skin, that I may drink water out of it."
When Ereshkigal heard this, she struck her side, bit her finger,
Thou hast expressed a wish that can not be granted.
Go, Asu-sbu-iaamir, I curse thee with a great curse,
The sweepings of the gutters of the city be thy food,
The drains of the city be thy drink,
The shadow of the wall be thy abode,
The thresholds be thy dwelling-place;
Drunkard and sot strike thy cheek!"
Ereshkigal opened her mouth and spoke,
To Namtar, her messenger, she addressed herself.
"Go, Namtar, knock at the strong palace,
Strike the threshold of precious stones,
Bring out the Anunnaki, seat them on golden thrones.
Sprinkle Arbela with the waters of life and take her out of my presence.
Namtar went, knocked at the strong palace,
Tapped on the threshold of precious stones.
He brought out the Anunnaki and placed them on golden thrones,
He sprinkled Arbela with the waters of life and took hold of her.
Through the first gate he led her out and returned to her her loin-cloth.
Through the second gate he led her out and returned to her the spangles of her
hands and feet
Through the third gate he led her out and returned to her the girdle of her body,
studded with birth-stones.
Through the fourth gate he led her out and returned to her the ornaments of her
breast.
Through the fifth gate he led her out and returned to her her necklace.
Through the sixth gate he led her out and returned her earrings.
Through the seventh gate he led her out and returned to her the large crown for
her head.
[The following lines are in the form of an address -apparently to some one who
has sought release for a dear one from the portals of the lower world.]
"If she (Arbela) will not grant thee her release,
To Tammuz, the lover of her youth,
Pour out pure waters, pour out fine oil;
With a festival garment deck him that he may play on the flute of lapis lazuli,
That the votaries may cheer his liver. [his spirit]
Belili [sister of Tammuz] had gathered the treasure,
With precious stones filled her bosom.
When Belili heard the lament of her brother, she dropped her treasure,
She scattered the precious stones before her,
"Oh, my only brother, do not let me perish!
On the day when Tammuz plays for me on the flute of lapis lazuli, playing it for
me with the porphyry ring.
Together with him, play ye for me, ye weepers and lamenting women!
That the dead may rise up and inhale the incense."

Find your column month, then your birth date. Below the charts you will find a description.

July	August	September	October	November	December
1 leopard	1 Crocodile	1 Rabbit	1 Home	1 Eagle	1 Flower
2 Death	2 home	2 eagle	2 flower	2 monkey	2 snake
3 rabbit	3 flower	3 monkey	3 snake	3 cremene	3 wind
4 eagle	4 snake	4 cremene	4 wind	4 Rain	4 leopard
5 monkey	5 wind	5 rain	5 leopard	5 crocodile	5 Death
6 cremene	6 leopard	6 crocodile	6 Death	6 home	6 rabbit
7 rain	7 death	7 home	7 rabbit	7 flower	7 eagle
8 crocodile	8 rabbit	8 flower	8 eagle	8 snake	8 monkey
9 home	9 eagle	9 snake	9 monkey	9 wind	9 cremene
10 flower	10 monkey	10 wind	10 cremene	10 leopard	10 Rain
11 snake	11 cremene	11 leopard	11 Rain	11 Death	11 crocodile
12 wind	12 rain	12 death	12 crocodile	12 rabbit	12 home
13 leopard	13 crocodile	13 rabbit	13 home	13 eagle	13 Flower
14 death	14 home	14 eagle	14 flower	14 Monkey	14 snake
15 rabbit	15 flower	15 monkey	15 snake	15 cremene	15 wind
16 eagle	16 snake	16 cremene	16 wind	16 rain	16 leopard
17 monkey	17 wind	17 rain	17 leopard	17 crocodile	17 death
18 cremene	18 leopard	18 crocodile	18 death	18 home	18 rabbit
19 rain	19 death	19 home	19 rabbit	19 flower	19 eagle
20 crocodile	20 rabbit	20 flower	20 eagle	20 snake	20 monkey
21 monkey	21 eagle	21 snake	21 monkey	21 wind	21 cremene
22 flower	22 monkey	22 wind	22 cremene	22 leopard	22 rain
23 snake	23 cremene	23 leopard	23 rain	23 death	23 crocodile
24 wind	24 rain	24 death	24 crocodile	24 rabbit	24 home
25 leopard	25 crocodile	25 rabbit	25 home	25 eagle	25 flower
26 death	26 home	26 eagle	26 flower	26 monkey	26 snake
27 rabbit	27 flower	27 monkey	27 snake	27 cremene	27 wind
28 eagle	28 snake	28 cremene	28 wind	28 rain	28 leopard
29 monkey	29 wind	29 rain	29 leopard	29 crocodile	29 death
30 cremene	30 leopard	30 crocodile	30 death	30 home	30 rabbit
31 rain	31 death		31 rabbit		31 eagle

Monkey

Monkeys are wild and have often great sexual activities. One who has born as a monkey is his sign has strong sexual drive and is much emotional. Monkey is always enjoyed by his friends but is same time quite restless person so idling is somewhat strange word to him. Although monkeys are always going and inviting, they have great need for romance which makes the attractive. If monkey has time to open his eye, there's chance he'll notice the beauty of the nature and can turn him into an artist.

Flower

Flowers are mostly fortuned and happy people who love to enjoy life. They can one second be top of the world and in second, they can simply fade away quickly. They're fine partners and friends, and mostly their joy is infectious spreading amount the environment they go. They enjoy life and die young.

Leopard/Ocelot

Ocelot is the bravest of all, and can show very good courage in life and can be very dangerous adversary if you got on to his wrong side. Ocelot can be good friend and loved one, but never forgets if betrayed. Some ocelots can be forgiving, but this only is a small amount of them.

Rain

Rain people are usually very nice and peaceful, and in the other hand they might have a temper of a volcano. They make a good parents, as they put family in their top priority list. Rain may also be little gullible and easily influences by others.

House

House is place of peace and resting. House people are mostly peaceful and good natured people who enjoy the comfort of the home, but in the same time are not ones you want to argue with. Although they might seem to be at peace, don't count on it that it would keep going on. House is a sign of stability, peace and home loving person.

Snake

Serpents usually are a fair, romantic and creative person with little bit unpredictable nature. He might have sudden mood changes, but never malicious one. They always look younger than they are and retain their youth as one of their aspects. They're a hard workers and good companions if you can tolerate possible mood changes.

Eagle

Eagles are of good strength and courage. Strength might not be psychical, but it is always there. They can be full of ideas and make a good partner or a friend. This sign can have strong principles who she follows and does not easily bend on the front of the opinions.

Wind

Sign of wind are mostly highly intelligent, but same time rather unpredictable. They sometime seem to be irrational and mentally instable. Person of this sign may also be quite restless.

Rabbit

Rabbits are people, who love parties and good time. As due this, alcohol may present a problem for them. These people are most likely to be center of the parties and quite some party animals, in the party and in the bedroom.

Cremene

Tecpatl, aka Flint or flint knife was a tool was used for make fire as well for sacrifices. The person born on the day of Flint are sharp as a knife and tend to be very productive. This is often compared to the sparks of the flint. She is creative, full of ideas and is an excellent business companion. She sometimes lacks moral courage and can be afraid of risks, but other times she may stand firmly in the situation letting situation come to her.

Crocodile

Alligator is a good and creative nature. She tends to be very helpful individual, and carries much concern worries of the others. Sex plays important part in alligator's life but is not necessary item although sex has deep significance for her. Alligators are mostly very faithful partners.

Death

Miquiztli or death's head are very hesitant, uncertain and are afraid of taking a chance. They cannot be convinced easily, but if you manage to do so, you'll find in the first line of fire. As they are not easily influenced, they are hard to get thought with fresh ideas. Mostly these people are little shy and avoid troubles.